[NSFW] Why is there a sexual chess game?

NSFW Warning: The following article contains sexually explicit images.

There are plenty of games that could do a sexy trick. Poker? Yes. Ladies? Sure. Magic: The Gathering? Obviously, Magic fans want it too. But each of them pales in comparison to the most exciting game of all time: chess. look no further the game is new competitive anal beads controversy.

Sexy chess games are unfortunately not very common. But aptly named developer Evil Boobs Cult is changing that. After releasing his immensely popular Sex with the devil, we now have the team’s view on fucking chess. Presentation : Sexual failures.

“Hell is about to be invaded and the sinners trapped inside are about to be set free. But the ignorant liberators had no idea of ​​the devil’s ruse. This time the war between light and dark won’t take place on the battlefield, but on a chessboard,” reads the game’s Steam Store page. important of the Devil, and crush the leader of the Forces of Light in a six-round duel on the chessboard.”

Things get a little confusing from there, as the game’s promotional video states that the player actually needs to win seven rounds to beat the game, not six. But who cares. This is Sexual failures baby! The rules are out the window.

The Sex Chess board, with naked male and female bodies.
Picture via Evil Breast Worship

To Evil Boobs Cult’s credit, Sexual failures isn’t just a 2D chess experience with the occasional nipple involved. The game features an entire chessboard filled with sexy demonic dominatrixes who go head-to-head with their celestial counterparts, with 3D death scenes similar to the iconic Battle chess computer games from the late 80s. It’s not exactly clear when the violence ends and the sex begins, but the developers do promise that your matches will eventually “turn into spooky, jaw-dropping arthouse nights.” This includes plenty of lively sex scenes that correlate with the game pieces, from cunnilingus to rough doggystyle, so expect plenty of naughty encounters between well-endowed angel men and topless demon girls.

There’s even online multiplayer planned, so if you want to fuck your friends at chess, you can do that too. I don’t know how many people will play Sexual failures competitive, but casual Sexual failuresOf course, there are worse one-handed Friday night events you could participate in. Admittedly, I don’t expect to hear of many couples meeting while playing Sexual failures.

A demon stands ready, topless, in Sex Chess.
Picture via Evil Breast Worship

Originally scheduled for yesterday, Sexual failures was delayed hours before launch because “the technical specialist of the game lives in a war zone”, according to the developers. Continuous bombing and loss of power prevented the team from receiving the release copy of the game, and the game is now set to go live on November 10. Evil Boobs Cult gave away 100 Sexual failures Steam codes as an apology for the delay, but all have already been redeemed.

Hopefully things get better for the week ahead, because Sexual failures looks like one of the Steam games you can play this winter.

(The featured image: Evil Breast Worship, Twitter. Remix by Ana Valens)

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